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Kismet_Satana's avatar

🙃Yes, that's actually what the damned Bible says; God created the universe and everything in it, for companionship.📖👀

Lux's avatar

This is a very good point, perhaps the "big bang" was more literal than we anticipated.... 😂😂

RM Strongoni's avatar

I’m waiting for the explanation as to why both Adam and Eve have navels.

John Kats's avatar

Those old time fiction writers plagarized all sorts of silly stories and older pagan rituals, then called it divine. It would be very funny if it wasn't so goddamned deadly.

Veraestau1's avatar

Speaking of having the boys in charge - the discussion in the early church wasn’t about if women could be priests, but should there be any priests at all.

frater chaos's avatar

better yet, God seems to be very adverse to uncircumcised penises, and yet, if man was made in God's image, then God must have (at one time) had an uncircumcised penis...

so who circumcised God?